Mein Verstorbener Freund Fernando Sergio Morales

Das Internet ist eine tolle Sache. Während in Deutschland die böse Staubwolke den Flugverkehr lahm legt und alles ins Chaos stürzt, gibt es auch noch postive Nachrichten. Nachrichten, die einen reich machen, dank dem Tod irgendwelcher Heinis die kein Schwein kennt. Aber alles ganz langsam und der Reihe nach:

Heute erhielt ich eine Mail von Scott Harvard (kenn ich zwar nicht ist aber auch egal) der mir ganz rührseelig erzählt das Fernando Sergio Morales vor 5 Jahren verstorben ist und MICH in seinem Testament mit Irrsinigen 6.1 Mio. Dollar bedacht hat. NA MENSCH!!! Ich bin also ab heute Millionär… es müssen da nur noch paar Formulare ausgefüllt werden und dann fließt die Kohle.. sicher alles gar kein Problem ich vertrau dem Scott da einfach mal.

Hier die Mail von Scott an mich:

NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales;I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Six Million One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$6,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last testament to his WILL. This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and true. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He had a very good heart and loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr.Fernando Sergio Morales died on the 13th day of December,2005 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you this time as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. Endeavor to reply to my E-mail: barristarscottharvard@yahoo.com.hk   for prompt response to your plight.

Yours in Service,
Barrister Scott Harvard (Principal Partner)

Da ich Scott garnicht lange warten lassen will und mit dem vielen Geld auch nicht allein lassen kann (er trinkt sicher) habe ich natürlich sofort zurück geschrieben, um alles nötige in die Wege zu leiten. Hier also meine Antwort:

Dear Scott,
im very sad to hear about the dead of my good friend Fernando. We had very good Times at the Helicopter Society, and loved to fly high ( if you know what i mean). Please tell me how we can make his last WILL come true.

Regards
dahool23

Man was freu ich mich schon. Yachten, Reisen, Autos und vieles mehr. Ich bin gespannt wann das Geld bei mir ist, und werde euch natürlich auf dem laufenden halten.

Update Freitag 15.00 Uhr:

Wow das ging schnell. Schon hat Scott mir eine weitere Mail geschickt mit Infos darüber wies denn nun weiter geht.

Dear Beneficiary,

We acknowledge the receipt of your email in this chamber and also want you to know that you have absolute right to reject this WILL as much as you have the right to accept it as well. If you wish to turn it down then let me know so I can send you a WILL rejection form to fill and revert to this office. I am not going to impose it on you but I am just doing my job here. I can imagine that the late Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales must have known that you will put the money to good use for the less privileged of the society that is why he selected you. I do not know you neither have I met you before, but my contacting you is based on the recommendation of late Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales. Be further informed that these funds will not be released to you without some proper identification. I have never met you before like I said and to be able to carry out our duties effectively as sole executors of the WILL of Late Fernando Sergio Morales, We must be convinced that you are who the testament says you are. Hence please re-confirm to us via email; your full contact details to include your full name and address, telephone and fax number (if any) and if you have moved to a new address then indicate both the new and old one for my verification with what I have in my file. Any difference or discrepancies in the information provided by you will mean that I am contacting the wrong person and I will stop all communication with you out rightly.

Your information would be taken to the probate division of the International Court of Justice for verification. After the confirmation, the probate division would now release your letter of administration for claims to these bequest/funds. This document as well as the Certificate of Deposit issued by the Security Deposit Bank to Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales when the funds were deposited by him will then be released to you; this will give you the legal backing to receiving these funds.

We sincerely hope that the above requirement be sent to us soon so we can proceed with the documentation. And note that we cannot send any document to you until we are fully convinced that we have the true beneficiary.

Thank you once again and have a nice day.
Scott harvard, Esq.
Barrister @ Law

P.S. Kindly acknowledge your receipt of this correspondence

Ja und damit ich auch recht bald in See stechen kann hab ich Ihm ganz fix eine Antwort geschickt:

Hello Scott,
All Contact-Informations should stand in the Testament of Fernando. Maybe u dont know it, but we where good Friends. What else do you need? Where dit you found my Email-Adress if you dont have all other Informations too?

But here is my Adress for your verification:

Mrs. Clementine Bauer
Hackfressenstraße 23
D-00815 Legoland

Have a nice Day

PS: Can i donate the money to the Helicopter Society?

Na ich hoffe das jetzt alle unklarheiten auf Scotts Seite beseitigt sind und ich endlich mein neues Vermögen verprassen kann. Zeit wirds ja langsam, denn es sind schließlich schon fast 8 Stunden vergangen seit dem ich quasi offiziell Millionär bin. Bisher hab ich allerdings nur die hochnäßige Art eines Millionärs geerbt, vom Geld ist leider noch nix zu sehen. Die Zeit drückt aber ganz ordentlich im Schuh, wollte heute Abend eigentlich schon die Koffer packen. Hoffe das Scott mich nicht veräppeln will. Mit solchen Summen macht man keine Scherze. Also ich bin gespannt was als nächstes passiert.

Update Samstag 12:00

Meine Fresse, es geht weiter. Nachdem ich gestern eigentlich dachte – ok mit der Adresse fliegt auf das ich Fernando Morales gar nicht kenne und eigentlich den Fall schon vergessen wollte, bekomme ich heute eine weitere Nachricht von Scott. Und jetzt haltet euch fest SOGAR EINE STERBE-URKUNDE hat er mitgeschickt. Jetzt tut mir der arme Fernando ausm Helikopter Bunker gleich nochmal so doll leid. Aber es ist gut zu wissen das die Adresse die ich Scott geschickt habe scheinbar zu 100% mit der übereinstimmt die auch im Testament von Fernando stand. Phuu Glück gehabt. Hier seine Nachricht:

Thank you for providing me with the required information to proceed with the execution of the WILL and last testament of my Late client Engr. Fernando Sergio Morales. It will interest you to know that we have crosschecked the information you sent and it actually matches what we have in our records. Being the beneficiary to this WILL, I wish to acquaint you with the procedures involved in the execution of the Will . Since your information tallies with what we have in our records, the information will be taken to the High court of Justice immediately for confirmation after which the court will issue you the indemnity transfer of rights and privileges. This legal document will confer on you the beneficiary rights in relation to the investment as stated in my late client’s will.Once the legal document has been issued, I will take it over to the probate office and apply for a letter of administration. The probate office will then contact the holding/security deposit bank to furnish them with balances on my late clients account where applicable. This final balance is what we will put in the application. This application will then be placed on the notice board for 24 hours. This is to enable any member of the public who has a query against our claim to do so. Once this is done successfully, you will be issued a letter of administration for the holding/security deposit bank to release the funds to you. I will not be sending you any copy of the Will although all these documents are for your own perusal but it is supposed to be served by the court bailiff to the holding bank, and therefore you are not supposed to have a copy of it until thebank sends the hard copy to you after the funds rights on the investment has been transferred to you.

I want to use this opportunity to remind you of the reason why my late client left these funds in your care. It is to carry out humanitarian services to assist the poor and needy in the society. You may wish to set up a charity foundationor organization in the name of my late client to help the less privileged in your country and I sincerely believe you will do just that.I will inform you as soon as the indemnity transfer of rights and privileges has been issued by the High Court.Find attached to this email a copy of the death certificate of my late client.

Thank you once again and have a nice day.
Scott Harvard, Esq.
Barrister @ Law
P.S. Kindl y acknowledge your receipt of this correspondence

So, jetzt schaun wir mal was als nächstes passiert.  So wies aussieht muss ich jetzt warten bis das Gericht meine Daten nochmals bestätigt und mir das Recht zuspricht das Geld auch wirklich zu bekommen. Es bleibt also weiterhin spannend. Was ich mich nur immernoch frage ist, wie kommt das Foto des lebenden Morales auf die Sterbeurkunde. Muss man in London immer ein Foto des Verstorbenen mitbringen damit die Urkunde aufgehübscht wird? Und wofür ist das dicke rote Sternsiegel am Ende? Egal… wird schon alles seine Richtigkeit haben.

Update 27.April

Attn: Clementine Bauer, (das bin ich 🙂 )
How are you? We have faxed your information’s to the probate office and they have confirmed that you are the beneficiary of the funds Under the present circumstances, you are now well placed to claim the bequeathed funds successfully. The few days have been very stress-full, because I had no way of determining the outcome. At present, your contact details (name, address, phone number and a copy of the probate order) are in your claims file which has now been submitted to the bank(Banco De La Caixa Plc) and what that means is that you have to get in touch with them with the below contact information so they can commence on the funds release process with you.

Bank Name: Banco De La Caixa Plc
Bank Address: Calle de Alcala, 114 28009 (MADRID) SPAIN
Email. accountsdept@bdla-esp.org
Fax+34 917 913 050
Phone+34 634 104 371
Contact Person. Rodriguez Manuel

The final figures as given by the holding bank is US$6,500.299.ie (The initial deposit + accrued interest). I will advise that you inform me as soon as you get in touch with the bank.

PS… Like I earlier warned you, do not disclose any information towards this transaction to anybody whosoever. You need to do this so that we can circumvent any chances of impersonation arising in this matter as it is always the case with hereditary/bequest. Keep it confidential. (NA KLAR DOCH SCOTT – KEIN DING..) Kindly confirm the receipt of this mail to me as soon as you get it. Enjoy the rest part of your day.

Sincerely
Scott Harvard Esq

Gesagt getan, ich hab das Gericht und Scott sofort informiert und bin nun wieder auf Warteposition. Es fehlt immernoch die letzte Email in der der Spam wirklich Zahlen annimmt und mich etwas kosten soll. Diese Mail warte ich sehnsüchtig ab.

Update 28.April

Dear: Clementine Bauer,
I await your update with the holding bank.
Regards

Scott Harvard, Esq.
Barrister @ Law
P.S. Kindl y acknowledge your receipt of this correspondence

Jetzt scheint der gute Scott etwas durcheinander zu kommen. Hab doch schon der Bank geschrieben und ihm doch auch. also irgendwie versteh ich das nich. Gott dauert das lange bis man ma den ersten Cent ausgeben kann. Hab schon gar keine Lust mehr..

Update 10.Mai

So wie´s aussieht ist die Sache erledigt. Scott, hat die Kohle scheinbar komplett versoffen. Jedenfalls meldet er sich jetzt nicht mehr und ich hab auch vom ominösen Gericht nix mehr gehört. Eventuell sitzt Scott ja auch jetzt vor selbigem und muss sich für seine Spam-Attacken rechtfertigen. Recht so! Aber, wer aufgibt ist ein Hasenfuß und deswegen hab ich auch schon ein neues Projekt. Willige Russische Frauen die willenlose Deutsche suchen die diese finanzieren sollen. Jetzt muss ich nur noch auf Olga warten die mir schreibt und dann startet das Projekt. Also bald mehr dazu. Wird sicher ganz heiß!